The
following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether
you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT
that
difficult.
1.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct
Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the
door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
an
overly complicated way.
2.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did
you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong
Answer.
Correct
Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through
the repercussions of your previous actions.
3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend....
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct
Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just
put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay,
even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct
Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
