There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
The rest of this nursery rhyme is horrible, so we'll stop right there.
Since the old woman had so many children, meddlesome people were constantly asking her nosy questions about them like "Who's older? Willemina or Egbert?" Sometimes she answered by shouting "Jumpin' Jehosaphat, that's none of your gosh-darn business! Get away with you, you nosy parker, and mind your own beeswax!" Then she would walk off, mumbling to herself. Sadly, the truth was that she just couldn't remember the answers to these questions because her memory was starting to fail: all the noxious vapours she had inhaled from the walls of her shoe-house over the years were starting to cause neurological damage. Your task is to write an app for the old woman's mobile telephone so that she can answer the questions instead of alienating all of her neighbours.
4 Kevin 1987 Joe 1989 Nick 1992 Joe 1989 Scarlett 1984 Hunter 1984 Willemina 2000 Egbert 1999
Kevin is 2 years older than Joe, if you must know! Joe is 3 years older than Nick, if you must know! They're the same age, you nosy parker! Egbert is 1 year older than Willemina, if you must know!